Garbage Bandits Strike Again

At the late late hour (for me) of nine o'clock, I hear an obscenely loud knock at my door. Apparently my Mom found this at the side of the road and felt it would fit well in that void in front of my couch:

What do you think? At this point in my life, when kids ruin everything I own, a garbage table is just right. I like the shape of it, but the finish is kinda gross. Any paint colour suggestions? I feel another project coming on!